NARRATOR ( with French accent ): Ah...
lunchtime at The Krusty Krab...
everyone enjoying their Krabby Patties.
( screaming )
( alarm ringing )
Huh?! What's this?
( screaming continues )
Can you spot her, Mr. Squidward?
Down there, sir!
There appears to be a Krabby Patty-napping in progress.
There can be only one culprit...
Plankton!
PLANKTON: Finally, victory is mine.
I win, I win!
I win!
( laughing )
He got away, sir.
No!
He's finally stolen me secret recipe.
Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Aha!
Hey!
Okay, that's far enough.
Huh?
Tartar sauce!
Yee-haw!
Uh, have you seen a Krabby Patty?
It's about this tall, and...
Wow, a magic shop.
Are you a magician?
One time I saw this magician,
and he did this thing, a-and he...
Anyway, and then he told us
"if you believe in yourself
"and with a tiny pinch of magic,
all your dreams can come true."
( screams )
I can't take it!
Plankton, it's you!
Yes, and after all these years,
l thought I was the master of torture.
But that... that just wasn't fair.
Here!
Take the stupid patty.
l don't want the secret recipe anyway.
I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab.
( crying ): You don't know what it's like to be a loser.
( sobbing )
Aw... cheer up, Plankton.
I think you're a winner.
What... what did you say?
I said you're a...
OTHERS: Loser!
How does it feel
to be the most hated thing
in Bikini Bottom, Plankton?
It hurts, doesn't it? I know.
Yeah, and for running you out,
we're going to make this kid
honorary town rookie of the day.
♪ For he's a jolly good rookie ♪
♪ For he's a jolly good rookie... ♪
SPONGEBOB: I bet if he had just one friend,
he wouldn't be such a meanie.
( cheering )
♪ Which nobody... ♪ Whatever.
( knock at door )
A customer?
Our special today is chum... balaya.
Hi, Mr. Plankton.
Haven't you degraded me
enough for one day?
No. I mean...
l want you to come out and play with me.
Wha...?
Play... with... me...
You know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?
No, but I like to go...
That naive cube!
How long must I suffer this?!
COMPUTER: You're not letting him leave, are you?
Can't you see?
This is the perfect opportunity
for revenge.
Elaborate.
Befriend the SpongeBob.
Then, when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!
Take... the Krabby Patty.
Get moving, genius, don't let him get away!
...fishing with my friends in Jellyfish Fields.
All right, SpongeBob, I'll play your little game.
Right!
Last one to the fields
is a rotten clam!
So, I get the big net,
and you get the little net.
What happens after we eat them?
You don't eat them, you catch them, like this.
♪ La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la, la-la. ♪
Like that.
And?
Then you throw them back...
but watch out for stingers.
Stingers?
( screaming )
All knees will bow to Plankton.
Hail, Plankton!
I win, I win!
It's not about winning, it's about fun.
What's that?
Fun is when you...
Fun is...
It's like...
It's kind of...
Sort of like a...
What is fun?
Let me spell it for you:
♪ "F" is for friends who do stuff together ♪
♪ "U" is for you and me ♪
♪ "N" is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪
ALL: ♪ Down here in the deep blue sea. ♪
♪ "F" is fire that burns down the whole town. ♪
♪ "U" is for uranium... bombs ♪
♪ "N" is for no survivors when you... ♪
Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about.
Now, do it like this:
♪ "F" is for friends who... ♪
Never!
That's completely idiotic.
Here, let me help you.
♪ "F" is for friends who do stuff together ♪
♪ "U" is for you and me... ♪
Try it!
♪ "N" is for anywhere and anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea. ♪
Wait, I don't understand this...
I feel all tingly inside.
Should we stop?
No, that's how you're supposed to feel.
Well, I like it... Let's do it again!
SPONGEBOB: Okay!
BOTH: ♪ "F" is for frolic through all the flowers ♪
♪ "U" is for ukulele ♪
♪ "N" is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy. ♪
( both laughing in time with music )
Argh... mutiny.
PLANKTON: And after that,
we frolicked through the flowers and then we...
Sounds like fun.
Well, the really fun part was when we...
What did you do with the Krabby Patty?
Uh, the what?
The Krabby Patty, remember?
You can't rush these things, you know.
You're forgetting the mission.
What are you talking about?
You're going native, Plankton.
Look at yourself.
What?
I haven't seen Plankton for a while.
He must be scheming.
Who knows? Maybe he's changed.
Who knows?
I think you knows!
He's changed, I tell you.
Sponge buddy?
Yoo-hoo!
Plankton buddy, let's go.
I forgot this is a no-friends zone.
SpongeBob...
may I speak to you in private?
You won't mind if I set this here, will you?
What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?
He's a thief...
look at the lust in his eye, he's...
Why can't you just accept our friendship?
He's just after me recipe.
I'll prove it to you.
Argh, you must be hungry
after that long walk over here.
Oh, yes, but I'm saving my appetite
for some popcorn at the movies.
Uh... suit yourself.
We've had enough
of your little tests, Mr. Krabs.
Come on, Plankton, let's get out of here.
Maybe the lad was right.
Maybe Plankton's gone straight.
And maybe scallops will fly out of my pants!
Hang on there, laddie, l'm a-comin'!
( movie soundtrack playing )
( squishing )
I sure like sequels, Plankton.
Hey, bubble bass, you're sitting on my friend.
( squishing )
Hey, bubble bass...
Thanks for that, friend.
Sure thing.
KRABS: Listen up!
Mr. Krabs?
He's deceiving you!
Reach into his pocket now, and take what he's got!
You, too, boy!
( gasps )
I can't believe this.
It's not what you think.
What is it, then?
Tell me what you see here.
I... I don't see anything.
( sobbing ): How can you not see it?
Okay, okay, I see it.
It's a Krabby Patty, okay?
I couldn't help it.
But we sang the fun song.
I think I'm going to be sick.
How long?
How long what?
How long were you planning on doing this?!
Tell me!
( crying )
What?!
All right, it's true!
l tricked you to get the Krabby Patty!
But then you showed me friendship...
and now I realize...
that's all I ever really wanted.
Really?
No, not really.
Being evil is too much fun!
Oh, darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.
( ripping )
Mr. Krabs, he's gone.
He got the patty.
He won.
Ho-ho, no, he didn't, boy!
Don't you know what's behind these screens?
Solid concrete!
( laughing )
( groaning )
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I thought Plankton had changed.
Don't blame him, lad.
No friendship can withstand
the allure of a Krabby Patty.
Now, let's go back to the Krusty Krab
and have a fresh one, on me!
Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs.
Well, maybe at a discount.
Huh?
( screaming )